George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
“Hallo, Mr. Bush!” a heavily accented voice said, “This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, PunjabI am ringing to
Inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!”
“Well, Gurmukh,” Bush replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army”
“Right now,” said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, “there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight”
Bush paused. “I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.”
“Arrey O! Main kya.. ” said Gurmukh. “I'll have to ring you back!”
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.